The top 211 Star Wars Lines Improved

The Top 211 Star Wars lines improved by replacing a word with "pants"

Very funny. These are the top 25, but if you are itching to laugh your "pants" off, click HERE for the entire list. (Thanks to Shane Ross for the link).

1 - I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2 - You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 - The Force is strong in my pants.
4 - Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
5 - I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

6 - Your pants, you will not need them.
7 - You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
8 - Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
9 - In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
10 - I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
11 - I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
12 - Pull up! All pants pull up!
13 - I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
14 - Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
15 - These aren't the pants you're looking for.
16 - A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
17 - Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
18 - The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
19 - He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
20 - Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them
21 - Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
22 - That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
23 - Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
24 - Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
25 - Away with your pants, I mean you no harm!

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