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01) The bandage was wound around the wound.
02) The farm was used to produce produce.
03) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
04) We must polish the Polish furniture.
05) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
06) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
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These great questions and answers are from the days when the Hollywood Squares game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions.
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)
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Just when you thought you were safe from celebrating things for a while, since the last Easter egg has been chopped up into your chef’s salad and all, here comes yet another holiday.
Yes, it’s true. Speaking of eggs, May 4 has been designated National Respect for Chickens Day. Don’t be chicken - check it out. Then celebrate, in whatever manner seems most appropriate for you.
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It was a beautiful sunny September day and my family and I had been driving around for hours running errands. A milkshake sounded good so we pulled into a well known fast food restaurant and decided it was more economical to order a single large milkshake, rather than two smaller ones. (Mildly interesting footnote: Our little boy, Trevor, was still a baby at the time and didn’t drink milkshakes. Hence, the third member of the aforementioned “family”).
Cruddy drive up speaker: Chhhk. Chhhk. Hello, welcome to …[insert any fast food restaurant name here]… Chhhk.
Slight pause as customer tries to sort out 3,291 listed items, looking for desired food classification and general geographic area on sign real estate. Probably 8 seconds have elapsed, but this is like an eon in FFT (Fast Food Time).